We all have boundaries, things we don’t want to do, or we don’t want others to do. There are boundaries…and then there are triggers. Triggers are things that make me go white with rage and want to kill people. Or block them and report as spam. Whichever you prefer.
So, today I am going to talk about triggers. And I one big, big trigger: No one gets to come between me and Mina. Period.
See, I’m okay if you want to flirt with her, but I do ask that you not suck at it – just as a favor to me. I’m fine if you want to fuck her. Hell, I’m fine if you DO fuck her. (trust me, if you meet her standards, you won’t have much to worry about from me.) You can beat her and call her a whore (though calling her a slut or some other pet name you two find usually does more for her. Little Pro Tip for ya there) and then whack off on her face.
But as soon you as try to come between us – you are out. I will hold your face against a belt sander and then freshen you up with aftershave. Okay, I exaggerate a bit…but I will freeze you out forever. At a minimum.
Now, there have been times I have a played a role in things getting to a stage where someone thought they could get away with it. And so, on my side there is another, internal iron rule: I never complain about my relationship with anyone but Mina. If I’m unhappy about something, I talk to her. This does two things: 1. It solves the actual problem. 2. It prevents people from wondering if they could create a divide between us.
I love my wife, and I love her more deeply than I could have imagined. Here, I add with a certain smile, you can ask anyone I’ve been with – because they know it better than most. She comes first, full stop.
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So, to the man on Twitter who thinks I’m a low life and would be a better, more Christian husband to Mina, whom we will call @mij2422 because that’s his username, after your infantile flirting with her, offers of dick pictures, and asking if I do all the chores when she’s sick like you allegedly would? Get lost. And learn to spell (another pro tip for flirting with Mina, btw.)
Loved this post. I’m going to share it.
It amazes me how many people try to come between poly and/or open couples.
Oh noes! You’ve been unfollowed. *cue world’s smallest violin*
Now I hope we’re back to our regularly scheduled tweets.
<3 to you and mina – a damn fine couple.
Would have to agree with you thoughts here Sir. I hate when low life scum decided that they can do what ever the hell they want to to the people that we love and cherish….I for one, would be happy to help you hold anyone to a belt sander, for I have had many an issue with people who have decided to act the same towards Jezzy.
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Great post. It makes me crazy when people pull that bs. Kudos to you and Mina.
This made me lol, mainly because it’s so true!! I don’t understand people who think they can get between you and your partner by insulting your partner. That’s definitely not going to achieve your apparent goal, unless, of course, that goal is for me to go all ragey at you, and not ever talk to you again.
The posts from you and Mina always make my day, don’t ever stop :)
x Fae
Damn, the coward erased most of his tweets. Guess he doesn’t stand by his words.
Guess it’s the age old ego….some people always want/need to be number 1 and can’t handle what they perceive as competition. Any intelligent person who has read your blog, and follows your tweets should know better!
Well said…
I like that, some ppl just don’t know when to step off.