his hygiene, an opinion post

***Note: The following is merely my opinion. It is neither right or wrong, but rather my personal preference of my male lovers ***

So, you’re thinking of being my male lover? Let me tell you what does or doesn’t do it for me as far as your hygiene goes. From head to toe.

Your hair: In truth, the majority of my lovers have had short hair. I don’t mind if you do or don’t have long hair. Or even have hair at all! If you do have hair though, just take care of it. Wash it regularly. If you use a lot of stiffening hair products though, don’t expect me to be able to run my fingers through it, or even want to. The greasier it is, the less likely I will.

Your ears: So far, I have not had the privilege of inviting a gentleman with hair in his ears into my bedroom. I really don’t have a real life experience, but I’m pretty sure I’ll want you to take care of that. Trim it please.

Ear wax. We all have it. Some worse than others. I personally, clean my ears daily with a q-tip. If you want my tongue in or around your ear, clean it. If I can see the dark yellow clumped mass of wax inside your ears, my tongue is not going in it. (did you just vomit in your mouth a little too?) Let’s face it, I’m going to get that initial wax taste when licking the inside of your ear, regardless if they are clean, but that’s easy to get past. The more I lick, the more it goes away, but if you have visible clumpy wax build up in your ears, I’m not going for it. Sorry.

Your nose: Again, I do not have any real life experience of a male lover with long nose hair, but I’m willing to bet, I’ll want you to keep that trimmed as well. Keep your nose cleaned and trimmed and I’m happy.

Your mouth: Let’s start with your teeth. Take care of them. That’s all I ask. I don’t care if your teeth aren’t perfectly white or even crooked. I have an overbite myself and my teeth aren’t sparkling white. All I ask is that you take care of them. Brush, floss and mouth wash on a daily basis. Your dentist will thank you as well.

Bad breath. Nobody likes it. If you know we are about to get dirty, clean your mouth. *wink* Morning breath is, of course, excusable. No one can help how their breath will smell in the morning. If you are like me, you’ll get out of bed in the morning just to freshen up your breath in case some morning nookie is on the menu. *smiles*

Your hands: Simply just wash them. Anytime you are by a sink with soap, wash them. I don’t want to go to bed with the scent of a meal still lingering on your hands. I don’t want to suck on your fingertips and taste the salty bitterness of the work day on them. More importantly, if you plan on giving me oral that includes fingering me, please please please wash your hands before. There have been many yeast infections in my past because of unclean hands.

Manicures are not a requirement. Just keep your fingernails trimmed and smooth.

Your cock: Mmm I love the natural scent of a cock. I really do. However, I don’t like a day’s worth of sweaty funk on it. If you want my mouth on your cock, I’d prefer you cleaner than a day’s worth of funk. So keep it clean.

Your balls: Same applies as for the cock. Keep them clean and funk free if you want them in my mouth. Also, I like my cock and balls nicely manscaped. You don’t need to shave or wax yourself clean (though that is very nice). I would just enjoy you nicely trimmed. Excessive hair will not stop me from sucking your cock or balls, but I admit to preferring you nicely manscaped.

Your anus: In a perfect world, I’d have the entire back area of a man from his anus up his perineum waxed. That’s right, waxed. But it’s not a perfect world. If I had my way, his anus would be hair free, but that is a rarity amongst men, at least those not in porn. I like rimming guys if that’s what they enjoy. I’ll still do it if he has hair. So the same rule applies doubly for your anus men. If you want me to lick and suck on your asshole, please make sure that area is clean.

Your feet: Pedicures are not a requirement, but keep your toenails trimmed. If you like having your feet licked and your toes sucked, take care of them. If you’ve been walking around all day in sandals/flip flops and want me to suck on your toes, please wash them. I’m not into sucking on someone’s toes after they are dirty from a days worth of walking and sweating. I know there are a lot of submissives who get off on sucking their Master’s or Mistress’s toes after they have been walking around on dirty floors, but I’m not one of those submissives. If you have dry and cracking skin on your feet, try taking care of them. Or perhaps I can help with a foot bath and lotion. *grins*

Your skin: In general, I just want you to take care of yourself. I don’t mind if you are soft or rough. I just care if you are clean and smell good. I don’t mind if you smell like a man because you’ve been working hard all day. I’ll probably want to fuck you anyway. I just mind if you have abnormal body odor.

So there you have it. My own personal guide to male hygiene. Again, this was my own opinion and my own preference. I am neither right or wrong. Maybe I left something off… What about you? Do you have a preference? Do you differ from my preferences? Men, did I make you realize something you maybe didn’t think of before?