HNT ~ Eau Trois

Wow…all this sex toy giveaway, trivia contest, and So You Think You Can Dance blogging has gotten us away from our normal mission: Naughtiness!

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HNT Gallery 2009

SYTYCD: Top 6 Perform

8:19 PM - Mina and I are watching this, and she is thinking Melissa is in danger for being too old, and we can’t figure out why Evan is still in. I think the same teenybopper voting base that makes Melissa nervous is saving cutesy Evan

Contest: 500 Posts of Trivia At Longing’s End

This is it, the long-awaited quiz. Quick reminder of some rules:

• Answers received after 12:00 noon 4 PM PDT, August 1, 2009 will be ineligible. (We pushed the time back because of some issues with WordPress delaying the publishing of this post.)
• One entry per person
• All entries tied for the most correct answers will be in the drawing for the prize package.
• Answers must be to sent to longingsend (at) gmail.com
• We reserve the right make any judgements as to the correctness of answers
• The prize package will consist of:

• A pleasure object  from LELO.
• A Sliquid lube variety pack from Freddy and Eddy.
• A paddle by Strict Leather from eXtremeRestraints.com.

Okay – it’s quiz time. Remember, all of the answers can be found on our blog!

1. What name did Sylvanus originally write under?
2. How tall is Mina?
3. How tall is Sylvanus?
4. What is Mina’s birthday?
5. What is Sylvanus’s birthday?
6. What Disney movie did Mina refer to when we joined Twitter?
7. What was Sylvanus shopping for the day he met Freddy and Eddy?
8. How many of our posts have been fleshbotted?
9. What was our first LELO toy?
10. What memorable gift did Mina first give Sylvanus for Christmas?
11. What do Mina’s special message panties say?
12. What gadget did Sylvanus photograph lighting his cock from below?
13. Which embarrassing item was left out for the movers to see?
14. What two food items did Sylvanus pour on Mina’s body to create hot and cold sensations?
15. What has been our most popular post (to our eternal chagrin)?
16. What was the first contest on this blog?
17. What does Mina’s Move do?
18. Who is Molly?
19. Where are Sylvanus and Mina getting married?
20. Where is Mina pierced (besides her ears)?
21. What is Mina’s favorite thing to be spanked by?
22. Where did Mina spend her birthday this year?
23. Sylvanus wrote an amazing post about “The rules of…” what?
24. How many podcast interviews have Sylvanus and Mina done (as of 7/25/09)?
25. Who was the first person that was NOT Sylvanus or Mina to appear in one of the photographs on this blog?

turning up the heat

Well, Sylvanus and I are going out of state this weekend. I’m not looking forward to leaving the cool ocean breeze of So Cal for the hot humidity of the “South”. Oh well… what can you do? …….. except turn up the heat here too!

Don’t forget our 5ooth post contest begins on Saturday at 12 noon PST. Good luck to all who play! You are going to have to be quite resourceful around here. *wink* We can’t just give this stuff away!

HNT~ Podcast

Our friends Freddy and Eddy have a weekly podcast called “From Behind Our White Picket Fence”. Sylvanus and I were recently a guest. We would love to invite you all to listen in as we discuss sex blogging, sex toy reviewing, how Syl and I got together in the first place and much much  more.  Plus, you get to hear our voices *wink* Listen to it here.

SYTYCD: Top 8 Perform

Wow, the numbers are getting small now. Won’t be much longer. By the way, tomorrow night we’ll be recording another podcast with Freddy and Eddy, so the results show post will be drastically delayed. As always, there’s a little TiVo delay.

Our 500th Post – A Contest

It’s been a long time coming, and we’ve spent over two years getting here, but we are finally here. This our 500th post. Over  this time we have fallen in love, fucked an unbelievable amount, explored D/s, had others come through our lives, offered needless unsolicited advice, reviewed toys, and, in general poured our lives out on this corner in the web. As is my wont, I often like to delve into statistics.

In the history of our blog, the top search terms that have brought visitors here are:

1. little girl panties (and combinations thereof)
2. Suck
3. deflowering
4. buttplug (and other versions)
5. lick
6. embrace
7. lelo iris (and other versions)
8. hnt
9. peeking
10. breasts

As always, we are horrified by our readers, and we love each and every one of you demented souls. Whenever we think we aren’t a sex blog, we go back to our search terms to find those bluntly phrased classics like “my little baby sucks cock,” “he spanked me,” “the women get fuck after her wedding.” (all today, by the way) to remind ourselves of what this site is and always has been.

One thing that does make me smile is that the most popular outgoing link on the blog belongs to the one who first suggested we should talk, Miss Dirty Little Girl. Looking in the other direction, we have gotten the most visitors from Fleshbot and AdultBlogHub, though our next biggest draw is Mina, through her Twitter feed and her erotica blog.

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Apart from the mundane, it’s been educational for us to go back reread our old posts, and see how we have evolved, as people, and as a couple. Our first infatuated rush together lasted for so many positively torrid months, and we were both desperately happy, a phrase I love to describe the genesis of our relationship, as we both sought that elusive “something more.” For me, it was a lot like having a first girlfriend all over again, as we finally got to explore so many things. What makes me happy is how our “crazy in love phase” has grown and deepened, from the thing we both craved, to the thing we want to keep, forever. I love how Mina has grown into a partner, a lover, and a match for me. I love her so much, and I will never take for granted how lucky I am to have her in my life.

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I had mixed feelings going back into our archives. I was happy and felt loved reading about our first few months together. What we wrote was so full of love, lust and curiosity. There were moments when I thought… really? We really did that!?! I got a sense of renewal from reading our posts. Like Sylvanus, it was interesting to witness the changes in our relationship. The beginning of two souls finally being able to explore everthing they ever wanted. The two souls find love and realize their lives will be joined. Two years down the road, the souls are ready to commit to their lives together. Things have changed slighty. The love is still there and still strong and now the way we express it has changed.

There is one thing that still makes me sad… and if you have been a loyal reader for a long time now, you can probably guess where I am going with this. In March of 2008, I started blogging about my noticeable drop in sex drive and to this day… it is still there. So yes, it makes me feel heavy hearted right now. It’s been more than a year that I have been struggling. Things get good and then they get bad. Oh well, I should just embrace this change and make the most of it and that is just what I am going to do.

Deciding to start a blog journal about our lives together is proving to be one of the best decisions we made. It is amazing and touching to go back in time. So many wow moments. So many awww moments. All right there at our fingertips. And when we need it, we just need to pull up a post and relive the moment all over again.

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In honor of our 500th post, we are holding a contest. On Saturday, July 25th at 12:00 noon, Pacific Daylight Time, we are going to post a special quiz about ourselves. All of the answers can be found within our blog.

Email us at longingsend (at) gmail (dot) com with all answers correct  and you will be entered into a drawing for an amazing naughty care package from us, courtesy of a few of our favorite friends. If we do not get an answer with all of the questions correct everyone tied for the most correct answer will be in the drawing. You may only enter once. If we get multiple emails from the same address, we will treat the first submission as the only one. People who work for prize sponsors or their families are not eligible. We reserve the right to adjust the rules as the contest proceeds to keep it fair. Any emails received after 12:00 noon, PDT on August 1 will not be considered. Only enter if you are willing to give our friends your mailing address so that they can send you your prize.

Rules out of the way, what is going to the winner?

A pleasure object  from LELO.

A Sliquid lube variety pack from Freddy and Eddy.

A paddle by Strict Leather from eXtremeRestraints.com.

We have been trying put together a prize package we would be elated to win. We choose only the best of each type of sexual item, and hope that the winner will appreciate it. We are grateful to all of our readers who have been with us over the years, and we hope to reward you by sharing some of our favorite things with you.

Good luck!

This Wasn’t The Plan

Things don’t usually go the way you want them to. It’s an ugly lesson in life, one that I’ve had smacked upside my head a few times now. Of course, there are also times that the lesson can feel considerably more delicious.

Take this morning, for instance. After sending my sister off on her day (and praying that she doesn’t wreck my car trying to figure out the controls) I slipped back into bed with the long-slumbering Mina. She is a much better late-sleeper than I am, so she was still blessedly naked. I hopped into bed in a mood to make the most of the few hours that my sister was out of the house. Unfortunately, Mina was not in that mood. We talked for a little while, discussed what was bothering her, until the conversation dwindled out. I guess I wasn’t going have her just hop on my cock and ride to orgasm, then.

Additionally, I had another problem. I was making barbecue this morning, and my hands smelled of my pork rub, vinegar, and brine. While delicious, the smell is not my definition of sexy. I didn’t want to get out of bed, but I also didn’t want to rub pork butt all over Mina’s best parts! Like the Marines say: improvise, adapt, and overcome.

After a few moments thought, I had a new plan. I took my clothes off, and told her to sit on my lap, facing away. After a moment’s discussion of exactly what I wanted (in the quest to be smooth, I was pretty obtuse in expressing my desire. The curse of being male.) she straddled me, facing away, with her hips on mine, and my cock dangling free in front of her. Regular readers will recall Mina being greedy pretending my cock was hers. So, I figured I would face her the right way and make the experience more realistic.

While she faced the other way, I reached over to the nightstand, where we always keep a bottle of vanilla sugar massage oil. Scent problem solved. I then stated massaging her back, all the way up to her shoulders and neck. It’s nice being so much taller than Mina at times like this. She moaned happily as I ran my hands over her sweetly oiled skin. I now contentedly massaged her and waited for the erection that would make her swoon and the kinky sex would begin.

And I waited.

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Hmm.

This wasn’t the (new) plan. Well, the massage is nice, and I won’t mind calling it a morning like this. She’s happy, I’m happy. My hands run lower and start massaging her behind a bit, as my hands start to drop down and make my plans to move on with the day. But then, Mina laid down on my legs, turning her ass up and open. Well, then, I might as well us this. Improvise, adapt, and overcome, right?

I pump some more oil on her back, letting it run down her back cold. I start letting fingers run between her cheeks, and get some approving moans back. Now we’re in business. I start letting my fingers run close and closer to her anus, and only get more sounds of approval. As my fingers start to threaten to penetrate her, I begin to feel something extremely uncomfortable in hips. Ah the wonders of a tardy erection. I adjust my hips and let my cock slip out where its safe to grow. My left had swung out to the nightstand and pulled the drawer open, extracting a bottle of lube. I dribbled some on my thumb and forefinger, spreading it around. I then gently pressed on her opening, letting her body slowly accept my finger. Mina is not a big anal demon (though our growing collection of buttplugs suggests I ought to work on that) so I was working slowly. Rather than try to really work her ass over, I simply let my finger sink in.

Now that things were going, and Mina was happily aroused, I felt a little lower, letting my thumb sink inside her pussy. My thumb sank in, and my right hand was now happily trapped in her body two ways. Mina was rocking her hips on me, and I wanted to rub her clit, to begin bring her orgasm out of her body. She was still happy, but need lube on her clit to really make that orgasm happen. Only now I was out of hands, because I did not want to pop my right hand out to work the bottle. After fussing with the bottle while Mina happily rocked away on the dual penetrations of my hand and unable to any fluid out, it finally dawned on me. I squeezed some lube on the tip of my cock, and then used that puddle to get my finger ready for Mina’s body. I reached down and began rubbing her clit to many moans of approval. Adapt and over…you get it.

As I was working on her clit, I decided that it would be better to give her some vibrations. I reached back to the drawer for Gigi. After extracting her from her silk pouch, I pressed the + button and…nothing. I pressed the up button. Nothing. Her battery was dead. Damn those months of neglect! Oh well, do it like MacGuyver. I went to lube up again, and I realized (and yes, I seriously had not thought about this prior to this exact second in life) “Wait…Cock, Pussy, Clit…these things go together!” I wedged my left hand under my cock so that the underside was pressed against her clit. Mina immediately figured this system out, and began rocking her clit up and down my cock. I relaxed as I continued to keep my fingers inside her.

Then, I began to notice something else: this felt amazingly good for me. As soon as I had that thought, suddenly I felt an orgasm boiling out of my cock. As I started to come, I realized that we might have a problem once I start coming. Shortly thereafter, another realization hit me: free lube! Now I could ignore that damned bottle and let Mina rock. Soon a low moan began building out of her and this slower, burning orgasm slowly erupted across her body. I felt her pulse racing between my thumb and finger as she started to go limp on my legs. Slowly I extracted my thumb, then my finger.

After a few minutes of relaxing and glowing, she commented that that was fun. I admitted that it wasn’t my original plan. After a few  minutes of relating the story to her, she said, “Hey, that might make a good blog post if you write it that way.”

Yeah, I bet it would…

SYTYCD: Toodles Randi and Kupono Liveblog

It’s liveblogging time! A little TiVo delay as we were catching up “I Survived a Japanese Game Show.”

SYTYCD: Top 10 Perform

I am “plausibly live-blogging” this. I am typing as I watch on a slight TiVo buffer as we catch up to the broadcast. Let’s see how this goes.