The Sex Talking Meme, My Turn

So Mark tagged me, working in tandem with Marcello, no doubt. Being the cranky, dominant, sort, I will break the rules as I see fit, mainly by choosing not to tag others. There, I said it!

The Rules:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.
Here Goes:

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Usually about 10-15 minutes after I wake up I have a craving for some, but morning sex tends to have a bit of a numb feeling. The rest of the day I keep a pretty steady supply of horny on tap. I love piercing a nice quiet night with Mina’s wails, though. Hmm…okay, Sex at Night it is.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Sade, and it’s not close. I like candles. If you like candles, you like Sade. It’s that simple.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Naughty Pics by a mile. I don’t need to see my ass impersonating a motor oil commercial! That said, I would love to record the soundtrack to one of our fucks. You should have put Naughty Home MP3s!

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
Well, since either would represent my first sex with a man…hey, why am I answering this at all…*sighs* okay…Doug Ross. I think he would be a little more gentle to a first timer. House strikes me as a little too likely to stand up, wipe, and snap a couple twenties at you before leaving the room.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Tough call here, I going to go Vibrator, though. As someone who usually uses them on someone else, I can find more creative uses for a vibe, especially the Lily! (Side note, nestle the Lily between your bodies so that her tip touches the base of the cock and the fat part of the body is right on the clit while you fuck…mmmmmmmm. Never the let the advantages of a tiny little vibe with a long-lasting batter go unnoticed.)

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
I like the lights on. Not that lights off doesn’t have its virtues, and in fact I love ducking under the covers so she can’t see what I’m doing, but if you have Mina’s gorgeous body stretched around your cock and splayed in front of you, how can you pass on that view? She is so beautiful when she comes, too…her back arching, her body shivering, her stomach contracting to eject the screams from her body…Oh, back to the meme.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
I used to hate the word “cunt.” Mina fixed this. Permanently. But still, I only use the word while fucking Mina, so I have to pick “pussy.” Plus, honestly, I like the words that are slightly funny for Normal Conversation.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Wow…these two are so close…I think I will pick Spanking Over the Knee by a gnat’s ass. I can enjoy a spanking slightly more when I can focus entirely on the spanking. Also, I can get a better angle that way, than I can during sex.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Elevator by a mile. I am simply too tall and, *ahem* otherwise big for anything fun to happen on a commercial jet. On a private plane…whole ‘nother story. But then you have nuked the element of danger, and what fun is that? I love the hard-and-fast, how-brave-are-we element to the elevator.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
The Walrus or the Legend? Is this really a question? How is there anything to discuss here? How many rap videos did Peter North record? I rest my case.

(Side note: never seen any movies with either.)

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
A Dick is a guy in traffic who cut me off. A Cock is what I fuck my girl with. Whaddya think I would rather talk about?

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Again, is this really a question? Okay, let’s break this down:

Linda Lovelace - Mainstreamed the concept of the Deep Throat thanks to her lack of gag reflex. This puts her right on the edge deserving tithes from men worldwide. And she helped bring down the Nixon Administration. A true American Hero. Also, her signature movie has had a major documentary made about the movie, her anti-porn crusade later in life, and its cultural impacts.

Jenna Jameson - Makes it impossible for me to discuss my favorite Irish Whiskey with a straight face.

Do I need to go on?

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape
Haven’t tried tape, but I LOVE rope, so tape has an awfully big hill to climb.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Another close one…I’m leaning to giving a rim job, mainly because there are far fewer sanitary concerns, and, honestly, I like pussy better than ass. I mean, Mother Nature made the pussy for fucking, so the how the hell can you do better? But I always enjoy giving pleasure, and I like the position she gets in for a rimmer. I should do that tonight, in fact…

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Skanky Bar by a mile. The crowd there will be so much fun, and there will be so many more great stories to tell from it. Plus all the free drinks!

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
I won’t say no to either, but if Mina is involved I would prefer the third to be a girl. If she is not (and I am REALLY stretching to imagine this one), I would prefer the other two be a couple.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Flavored, definitely. I can make her tingle lots of ways, but if her skin will taste awful afterwards, I don’t want it. As soon as we got good-flavored lube, the other bottles only collected dust.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
You know, Mina has swung me over to the Pearl Necklace side. But it is so rare for me to come from oral, as it is. Getting sucked makes me want to fuck too badly. Granted, I do jerk off onto her a lot, and I always
spray her body. She enjoys it so much.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Sex while being watched by a mile. Now, sex with Mina pretending to be a stranger is a different matter. But and actual stranger…no thank you. Not interested. Of course, when it comes to being watched, I would really rather be watched by a few “special friends” in our bedroom that just do it in an alley or something, but I actually like that idea.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?

Tied to the bed, though I enjoy putting Mina in a elaborate positions, so I would like tying her to the cross, though I don’t see wanting to be tied myself.