a sex talking meme

So the wonderful Marcello has tagged me with the following meme… let’s see how this goes…

The Rules:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.
Here Goes:

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
Anytime baby… I’ll take it anytime. Though I guess I’ll be more “in the mood” at night than after waking in the morning. I have no preference of the time of day.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Honestly I don’t listen to either.. but I’m going to go with Sade.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Naughty pics all the way! I’m not interested in seeing myself on video (at the moment). But I love love LOVE taking all those naughty pics with Sylvanus. I just love that we can get really creative and artistic. Makes me feel sexy and beautiful.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
Be still my heart… I LOVE House! I think he’s sexy! I think I love his attitude. Who’s Dr. Doug Ross anyways? Ooohhh.. that was Clooney’s character in ER? Yeah .. never watched.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Um both please! I love it when Sylvanus molests me with a large dildo… but I also love using a vibrator. Too hard to pick just one!

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Any way baby… Leave the lights on… turn them off… create a soft glow in the room… variety is the spice of life. I’m not ashamed to look at you or have you look at me

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Wow… I am absolutely comfortable with cunt. I use it all the time when I speak filthy to Sylvanus. A phrase I use often with him… “Fuck your cunt.” As he is ramming into me from behind *happy sighs*

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
YES please! More more more!!! I love spankings during sex and over the knee… any spanking I get I love. When Sylvanus throws me over his knee for a spanking, sometimes he molests me with his fingers and I love that!

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Elevator… Just more space and more risk. Not very exciting if there’s no space to move around in.. then it becomes frustrating.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Don’t know… never watched a porn movie with either one of them in… honestly I don’t know who Peter North is off the top of my head.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
cock

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Don’t know. Never seen either one of them in a porno. Can you tell I’m big on watching porn? *yawn*

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape
Never tried bondage tape but I have a feeling I will always prefer rope more!

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
I’ll take or do either. I love taking it in the ass when Sylvanus claims it and at the same time.. I love giving him the pleasures of a rim job.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
I don’t like either of these options… On the one hand, stripping at a skanky bar means I don’t have to sleep with anyone.. however .. it’s still a skanky bar. But, being a celeb call girl doesn’t sound that great either. The vision in my head has me being used by celebs and pretty much feeling like a total piece of crap being paid to do whatever for them.

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
I’ll take any combo of that day should ever come.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Hmmm not sure here… I guess I’ll go with tingling.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Yes please! I’ll take either. I always swallow but also love having my body covered in his cum!

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Depends on how you define “stranger”… but even still… I like thinking about sex while stranger watches.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
Never been tied to a cross.. I think I would like it. So, for lack of experience… Tied to bed.

Now who to tag?

Viemoira

Elise

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